Ratings Guide

  This is the somewhat unique ratings guide that i have chosen.  I had wanted something expressible in words and i wanted it to be descriptive. I think that i have managed this.  Click on the words for actual definitions.

Movie Ratings
5 turgid I saw it in the theatre but I will still rent it at full price when it comes out on tape.
  half-turgid 
4 limpid I would recommend seeing it in the theatre, even at full price
  half- limpid
3 tepid You could see it at the theatre, but only if you go on a cheap night. Full rental price won't leave you too dissatisfied.
  half- tepid
2 vapid Rental only, and on cheap night at that. Could see paying full rental price, but only if there is nothing better and you are desperately bored.
  half- vapid
1 fetid Not even worth a cheap rental. I wouldn't even waste a free rental coupon on this piece of garbage.

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