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All About My Mother -JUMP Along Came a Spider - JUMP American Psycho - JUMP Amelie - JUMP America's Sweethearts - JUMP The Anniversary Party - JUMP Afterlife - JUMP A.I. - JUMP Art of War - JUMP
Autumn in New York - JUMP Battlefield Earth - JUMP The Big Kahuna - JUMP Big Trouble - JUMP Bless the Child - JUMP
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Directed by Des McAnuff
starring Piper Parabo, Jason Alexander, Robert De Niro
To quote a friend, it's a movie where the squirrel flies to Supertramp.
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Crap crap
crap. This movie is crap crap crap. I laughed, i did. I
did laugh, i am sorry, a vapid sort of laugh, a pointless sort of
laugh. You know where you look and watch and you laugh, but you
don't think about it, your brain doesn't enter into it. So you are
left kind of unsatisfied after it all. Even during the movie,
even during the next laugh. You have so much time to think and
do other things that you can actually be deciding that you don't feel
good about laughing at the last joke, even as you are laughing at the
next one.
Basic premise...boris and natasha escape from cartoon
land and take over normal TV and then are aiming at the world.
Cute and somehow illegally sexy, Piper Parabo, FBI agent invisiblaire
bring Rocky and Bullwinkle out to save the day.
If anything only two things save this movie from utter
disaster and a fetid rating. One is
the cartoon start that indicates what has happened to our cartoon
friends since they were cancelled. That was funny. Second
was the huge number of cameos, you could never be certain where the
next famous face was going to come from.
In the end though, waste of my time, as could be seen
by the movie theatre with myself, my buddy and one other person who
was not there for the whole film. I have given it a half-vapid.
Directed by Hirokazu Koreeda
starring Arata, Erika Oda, Susumu Terajima
Civil Servants never do get to rest do they?
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This Japanese
movie was exceptional in almost every way. It made you sit there
and all you could do is think. I mean it really is all about
afterlife, with a definite twist. The premise revolved around
the fact that every person who dies is to spend eternity lost in the
best memory from their lives. There are a number of facilities
that people go to after death where they have to decide what their
memory is and then they are presented with it.
Our characters in this film are, for the most part, the
people who work at this facility but we also get to know the group of
people that are there to make their decision on the memory. I
must say that the writing in this film is masterful, i mean the choice
of the people coming to choose is just genius. i certainly
couldn't have done as good a job. And the staff are also
fascinating. This movie is just a joy to see.
I wish i could speak japanese so i could tell how good
the acting really is, because it really does seem quite
exemplary. Everyone who can stomache subtitles should see
this. It is a brain exercise because if you don't end up
thinking yourself into oblivion during and after this movie, then you
are a freak. Embrace your freakness if you like.
This movie floored me. It is incredibly well
done and an wonderful idea. I have given it a half-turgid.
Directed by Almodovar
starring Cecilia Roth, Marisa Paredes.
Spanish Language.
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A sad and moving
tale that follows a women from the death of her son to her own
personal rebirth. Oddly it is not a sappy and miserable film,
even though it is filled with the mother's pain (no matter what the
woman behind us who could not stop bawling all the way through it
thought). Instead it is an enjoyable tale demonstrating to the
viewer what can be done when one tries to get on with life instead of
moping. Dealing with the difficulties associated with life
instead of sweeping them under the carpet.
Very enjoyable, i would recommend seeing. If you don't
like subtitles, you will be so enthralled within minutes that you
won't even notice. (At least until you see the movie All About
Eve start on a TV screen with the title encompassing the entire movie
screen and they translate it to be Eve's Embellishments.)
Go see it. You will leave the theatre not knowing if you should be
sad or happy that you live life in a world where things can go wrong
and yet life goes on. As such i rate it as a resounding limpid.
Directed by Lee Tamahori
starring Morgan Freeman, Monica Potter
It does get harder when the criminals are very smart.
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I didn't know what to think about this movie. I mean,
i saw the trailers and pretty much thought that it was going to be old
hack, that there was going to be one cliche after another and that i
wasn't going to like it very much. In fact i was thinking
that i probably wasn't going to see it after all. Then the other
night i was going out to a movie with my dad. Dad and i have a
tradition, we only go and see movies that are violent and kind of
dumb. I don't know exactly why this tradition started, he watches
other movies that that type and i certainly do as well, but it
exists. So this movie was the only one of this time and he and i
went to see it.
It was a lot better than i had ever believed it could
be. It wasn't perfect, but it was good. Premise....a genius
and yet unstable criminal kidnaps a child of an important
politician. The characters in this movie were quite well done, not
plastic and done before, believable and new. Morgan Freeman, of
course, was reprising his character of Alex Cross, police psychological
profiler, from Kiss the Girls. I think that his character is one
so intense you could only find it in the movies but we were watching a
movie after all.
My interest was kept through the entire movie. To the
point where i didn't even get annoyed by the things that were, shall we
call them, plot coincidences. And trust me there were a lot of
these plot coincidences. Perhaps even too many.
Their surprise ending, well, it wasn't really all that much
of a surprise either. I don't know why, maybe i am just a good
movie goer i just had a very good idea that what was going to happen did
happen. But, it was still an important part of the
story. In the end i give this movie a half-limpidbecause it was a movie that surprised me with how much i
enjoyed it.
Directed by Jean-Pierre Jeunet
starring Audrey Tautot, Mathieu Kassovit, Rufus
The Whimsy and Wonder of this left me in love and craving more. .
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Ok,
so i have a new favourite movie.
A wonderful, wondrous, magnificent movie. I should, right now, be
writing a review about this move but i don't think i could do it
justice, so i am just going to ramble on about it for a little while
here.
This movie, called
Amelie,
was like it was made with me specifically in mind. It had
everything that i consider good and grand and special about life,
people, basically everything.
It's french. I am not too
surprised by this, nor should you be, having heard the title.
First, we have to say that i am in
love with the main character. As full as blown a movie crush as i
have ever had. Her name was, of course, Amelie. She was,
well, if you ever want to find my idea of the physically perfect woman,
you could find her in this person. Ok, that might not be true, she
might have been a little thinner than i would like but her face, oh, my,
her face.
Serene, soft, delightful, a smile that, well, that makes me
wonder if maybe i am living a sham of a life because i am not living
with that.
She was a dreamer, a romantic, a
flake, a loner, an imaginer, coquettish, warm hearted, with a misfitious
side. She lived the life that i might want to, if i were a bigger,
better dreamer.
Somewhere in there was an actress, named, Audrey Tautou. I
guess, i'd rather not think about that right now, i am busy dealing with
this monster crush. You might get from that that she was a good
actress. And, i can't argue with this, i never once thought of her as
anything but the character that she was playing.
This movie, in its original title, is
called, Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain,
or as best as my french can translate, The amazing
destiny of Amelie Poulain. And this is just what this movie
was all about. It starts with her birth and works towards her end.
Ok, that's not true, the end is not her end. The end of her
solitude.
Another thing that makes me love this film
is the whimsy with which it proceeds. It has been put together in
one of the most fascinating, non-sequitur-including methods i have ever
seen. From jumps of information about the littlest amusing tidbits
to the theft of a beloved gnome. The direction, masterful. The
settings beautiful. My lord did it make me want to go back and
spend a springtime in Paris.
Sigh. Can anyone get a message
to her? I'd like to take her for a walk on a bridge. I'd skip
stones until dawn.
This was not a normal review, it was, more, of a litany of praise,
are you surprised that i have given this move a turgid?
Directed by Mary Harron
starring Christian Bale, Willem Dafoe, Chloë Sevigny
The all American movie? The American hero of the future?
Or just a massive brain fuck?
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This movie disturbed me.
But not because of the reasons that you might think. I can totally see
how this movie would disturb a lot of our viewing public, it is after
all about a man who slaughters the innocent and the stupid alike
because he can not control his urges. But it disturbed me
because i have yet to figure out what i think about it.
It was a good movie, i guess. See, there you go, i can't
figure out what i think. I guess....
It was well done. I don't for a second thing that Christian Bale
could have done a better job, he was a rather amazing psycho.
The cinematography, the production, the scenes...top notch. I
truly enjoyed these. The attention to detail was great.
The diatribes on music were amazing. Well done and written
like a star. So glad. The business cards, a masterpiece.
But, and this is the big but...i am not sure what statement this
was trying to make. There are the obvious ones, but i am not
sure they were trying to make the obvious ones. And if it
was...then i don't think it was conveyed correctly. It was
muddied, it was swirled. It just was not there. I walked
out of the movie wondering why. Why was it done.
In the end, the amount my mind has thought about this movie, more
than any other i can remember, makes it worth it. know what i
mean? so much internal strife and stress. I have given it a limpidand it deserves it. Go see it and tell me what
you think.
Directed by Joe Roth
starring John Cusack, Billy Crystal, Julia Roberts, Catherine
Zeta-Jones
If this were your life you would still be wondering why you didn't
just have the butter.
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Is this movie a work of art? Not by a long
shot. Is this movie a story that will set you back in your seat
and make you wonder at the wherefores of the universe? Not even
remotely. Do any of the characters make you care, in the least
little bit what happens to them? Not unless you are significantly
differently built than i am. And yet i have given it a
half-limpid. You might ask why.
Simply put, because it is enjoyable, it made me laugh,
it made me smile, it drew me in and kept me there and it did make me
like some of the characters. The actors did a surprisingly good
job with what they had been given. I will admit right off that i
am a sucker for Cusack, he can no wrong (no need to mention con air is
there?), but in this movie, in a movie that he could have sucked in and
no one would have blamed him one bit, he stood out. I have heard
bad things about Crystal as well but he also stood out for me.
Hell, i will even begrudge that Ms. Roberts did a better than halfast
job. Put all this together with a simple but cute script and you
provide a movie that can do nothing but make you smile and walk from the
theatre in a better mood than you walked in.
The story itself is simple, through a series of
masterfully idiotic movies, Cusack and Zeta-Jones have proven to be the
favoured couple both off and on the screen in america. They are
the title couple. But then Zeta-Jones finds Hector and leaves
Cusack to a rather nasty and somewhat violent breakdown. Both of
their careers founder and it is the press junket for the last movie that
they had made together that brings them back into each others arms, or
at least proximity. Throw into the soup one sister/love-interest
that had recently become attractive without to match the within and you
have defined the story. Or most of it.
This movie does hold some interesting twists, or rather
at least some amusing ones and Christopher Walken pulls an almost cameo
role into stealing the film. Worth watching if you are in a cute
mood. I have given this film a half-limpid.
Directed by Jennifer Jason Leigh and Alan
Cumming
starring Jennifer Jason Leigh, Alan Cumming and Gwyneth Paltrow
If they can always make a movie this good in their backyard, i think
they should keep doing it.
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I don't think there is anything about this movie that i did
not love. This is in and of itself relatively amazing, it is not
very common for me to fall so much in love with a movie, but that this
can said for a movie that was made in the fashion that this one was says
something even more grand. This movie was the brain child of
Alan Cumming and Jennifer Jason Leigh, who upon one of the weekends that
they were wont to spend together just hanging out decided that they
wanted to make a movie with all of their friends. They thought it
would be a lot of fun.
And this is what they did, they hung out some more, over
some more weekends, during which they wrote a script. And what a
script it is. From this step they moved to engaging a group
of their friends in making the movie with them. This step
has produced an ensemble cast of Hollywood personalities the like of
which you do not often see. Every one of these people has seemed
particularly interesting to me as a human being at one time or
another. The next step was to use digital film so that the entire
thing could be shot in close to real time with a moderate amount of ad
lib involved. What you end up with is a movie that has more
control by the director/writer team than most can normally dream of and
yet has the varied input from a friendly, creative, dedicated
team. The results are just astounding.
Basically this is a simulated real time movie that takes
place over the course of an evening (compressed a bit yes). It
encompassed the day of an anniversary party of a couple that has
recently rejoined after having split up. They are not your normal
couple, one being a writer and the other a famous, if not so much
anymore, actress. This makes their problems a little more,
refined, than the ones that your neighbours might have but this makes
them no less real.
The dialogue in this movie is superb, somehow managing
to take a script and the adlibbing that they allowed to grow into a
smooth flowing vision of reality. A reality we many never get the
joy of living through ourselves, granted, but a reality none the
less. The set is marvellous, a completely believable house that
they fit perfectly into every shot. The direction and
cinematography, beautiful. I couldn't tell that they used a new
and different type of camera from any than i have seen before.
Put, in short, this movie was a work of art. It
made me feel, it made me happy and sad. I laughed a lot and got
sad when it wanted me to. Not many movies do this in the way that
they intend and i think that this one hit the nail on the
head. Again, i truly loved this movie, i have given it a half-turgid.
Directed by Steven Spielberg
starring Haley Joel Osment, Jude Law
Could the future be this endlessly morose?
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I had great expectations for this
movie. I truly did. I am a lover of science fiction and
think that Brian Aldiss story that this was based upon was really quite
well done. I think that the questions that we should think about
with regards to the future development of AI and living robots are
really quite interesting and bear much thought and discussion.
When i heard that Kubrick was making a movie like this, i had grand
hopes and dreams for what it could be. When i heard that Spielberg
was taking over i didn't think much of it either positive or negative, i
just kept looking forward to the film.
And what happened with this grand project and
dream? Well, Spielberg managed to take what i was hoping
would be a great sci-fi think piece and turn it into a sentimental piece
of twaddle. Where the questions that you might have been thinking
about are answered in a surreal and sometimes downright unreal manner
and that poses far more about itself than you really want to have to
consider when you are watching a movie. Does he really think that
you can replace the solid foundation of thoughts and story with just
feeling?
I found this film to be a true disappointment,
failing me on so many levels. I think that if i hadn't had such
grand hopes for it that i likely wouldn't' have given it such a low
rating but as it is, it deserves no higher from me. This movie missed so
many marks that i don't know if i know, any longer what it's true point
was. Badly done, just badly done all around.
All the negatives aside there were some things that
weren't bad about this movie. Haley Joel Osment did his normal
bang up job. Although, i think that if he doesn't try on some new
roles soon that his patented lip curling sneer when he is doing a heavy
emotional moment is going to truly begin to irritate me. Jude Law
was practically amazing. He walked into a robot sex toy role and
truly made it believable. Watching him was a true pleasure.
And the bear, wow, i loved the bear, every second it was on
screen. The production values and effects were without peer, as
you would expect from a Spielberg film.
In short, go see this film, if you have to but expect to
be disappointed and expect to have your emotions blatantly manipulated
five ways from Sunday. And if at any point you think, this should
be over now, it will just get worse if they keep going, leave. I
mean it, this movie is at least a half hour too long and it continuously
gets worse as it moves forward through what i like to call the
post-should-have-been-real-ending-time. I have given it a tepid.
Directed by Christian Duguay
starring Wesley Snipes, Donald Sutherland, Anne Archer
The UN with a secret service? Interesting, yet scary, notion.
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Wesley Snipes
saves the day. Sort of. At least i think this is what you are supposed
to think at the end of the movie if you are set on seeing things in
Black and White. This is one of the things that i liked about
this movie. There wasn't a good guy, no where could you find the
good guys. I mean the Canadians and the UN did appear to be
doing things for the best motives possible but they certainly weren't
all that altruistic in the end.
I have heard complaints that the story in this movie
was a little too complex. As an intelligent movie watcher, i
don't buy this at all. I think that it was nice and clean and
filled with twists and intrigue. I think that it had many things
that were unique and not hit upon in the past in this way. If
this movie was trying to follow a formula, it wrote it just for
itself. I was impressed by this. I guess the speed and
variety of the flashbacks might be tough to follow, if you don't
really pay attention, but this is your warning, the flashbacks are
important to the story. There you go.
So there was a flaw though, even though this movie
well written and well made (with maybe just a smidgen too much
reliance on special effects) and even as well acted as our man Snipes
is capable, the story and characters didn't seem to be engaging
enough. I wasn't drawn in, i wasn't made to care about
them. To me this is an important part of any story, if i don't
care about those who the story is about, how much of a story is it?
As it is i have given this movie a
tepid.
If you like action, intrigue and suspense films i think
you are likely to enjoy it, unless you don't get the difficult
ones but i don't expect it to convert this boundary to make those who
don't like action films like it.
Directed by Joan Chen
starring Winona Ryder, Richard Gere
Old and new again, romance done comfortable through discomfort.
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When people around me talked about this film before i or they had seen
it, the thing i heard the most was about how disgusting it was to have
yet another movie about the old man of Hollywood having another
romance with a young girl. As if this was the norm, as if it
wasn't gross or disgusting. Now, even the fact that such things
do really occur and that there may even be love as a part of them,
this movie had nothing to do with that. For this movie was
all about an older man having a romance with a younger woman.
'Huh,' you may have just said, followed by, 'didn't he just say
that?' But that's not what i mean, rather than just asking us to
accept that such could, would and will happen in a normal world we are
shown that it is unusual and that it is something that will have to be
worked around.
For there are only two major issues in this movie, that
he is a 50 year old womanizer starting a relationship with a 24 year
old woman and that this is not normal and that she is about to die of
some obscure heart thing. The rest of it is about what a romance
between such people would be like, and why it would be like
that. And that said, it was not poorly done. I mean, as
you would expect, Winona Ryder does a good job, playing the innocent
waif with a bit of independence and attitude and Richard Gere
certainly knows what he is doing in the older man womanizer
role. I think that the writing is a little week, and dialogue
shows this. They only have so much to work with, but they do
well with what they find.
I'm sorry, did i just say i
liked this film? Yeah, i guess i did. I sat and i enjoyed it. It
didn't make me think, it didn't make me all romantic and wispy, but i
smiled a couple of times and i felt my soft spot go, 'awww' once or
twice. So that must mean it wasn't all that bad.
So i have given this movie a
tepid.
I think that if you like romances
or Winona Ryder, you will likely enjoy this enough to make it worth
seeing, otherwise, if you like it rough and tumble or sexy, just stay
home and eat microwave popcorn.
Directed by Roger Christian
starring John Travolta, Barry Pepper, Forest Whitaker
Absolute and phenomenal garbage.
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What a load of shit this movie
was. An absolute pile of shit. Nothing, absolutely nothing about
it was good. I laughed at the movie from start to finish.
Loudly, annoyingly, i am sure my guffaws bothered 3 of the 6 people in
the theatre. The other three were myself and my two
friends. To be fair i was warned, i knew before i went to this
that it was a bad movie. Of course, i wasn't able to fathom in
my imagination at that time what a piece of garbage they were capable
of packaging up and calling a movie.
They spent 80 million dollars on this slack-assed effort. I find
that incredible. Well, ok, i guess i don't, it can't be cheap
getting all those artists of special effects to sell their souls to
produce this excuse for a valid waste of my time. My dog could
have played a more believable 'evil alien' than Travolta did, my cat,
more that Whitaker. The humans...well, i got the impression that
they were playing dogs. At least until they started flying
harrier jump jets with no training and even the ability to
read.
So. you can go to see this sorry excuse for entertainment, or you
can heed the warning that i so flippantly ignored. Don't go and
see this movie. Unless of course you are willing to go there and
just yell and laugh at the screen. Cause we did, and we had
fun. But let me set you straight, this is in spite of the tripe
that was on screen.
I honoured this movie in one way only. I gave it the rating
of fetid.
Directed by John Swanbeck
starring Kevin Spacey, Danny Devito, Peter Facinelli
the
words, it is all about the words and they will truly move you.
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I am in complete and utter awe
of this movie, I don't even know if i am qualified to talk about
this movie. This movie where there is absolutely no need for
production values where the one set they use is fine, whether you can
actually see it or not. The premise is entirely simple. Two well
experienced marketing reps for a lubricant company, and one new to the
road technical representative are in Wichita to land the Big Kahuna,
the president of a tap and die company that would be their biggest
sale ever.
But that is not what the movie is about, even though it is all that
the movie is about. I have heard complaints that this is not being
truly a movie but rather a play. And indeed it has been taken
quite closely from the play, the Hospitality Suite by Roger
Rueff, taken by Rueff, in fact. And they are right, this is much
like a play, everything about this movie is the dialogue. The
fabulous dialogue.
It is about inner struggle of the one salesman as his life is
swirling down the proverbial toilet, about another as he tries to reconcile
the presence of god in his life into the workplace and the third as he
just tries to cope with these things happening that are alien to his
way of dealing with life.
Talk about well done. Talk about superbly acted. Danny Devito...deserves
and Oscar i think. Kevin Spacey...smooth and believable and
Peter Facinelli, provides a commanding performance.
I liked everything about this movie. Sure nothing happens,
but my mind has yet to stop thinking about it, over a week
later. I have given this movie a half-turgid.
Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld
starring everyone. almost literally. Tim Allen, Rene Russo,
Janeane Garafalo, Dennis Farina,
Omar Epps, Ben Foster, Jason Lee, Stanley Tucci, Heavy D, Tom Sizemore,
Patrick Warburton
This movie is like Pulp Fiction and Get Shorty wrapped in a crumb
coating of nitrous oxide.
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I liked this movie. I liked it a lot.
I get the impression from the other
reviews that i have read and the box office that it is getting that my
view would not fit that of the popular ones. I couldn't tell you
why. I thought this movie was hilarious. It was a complex,
clever funny that never tried for the cheap shot. The plot wasn't
exactly unique and novel but it was well founded and different. I think
that some of the characters were a little bit taken...i mean Dennis
Farina could have picked up any notes he had made for his role of Ray
Barboni in Get Shorty his character in this movie was so similar.
I have been an
off again on again fan of Dave Barry for a long time now, he's a quirky,
often funny writer that captures a special view of the world. He
does there here in the movie that he has written. He does the same
thing in this movie, capturing a plot and characters that are quirky,
strange and yet somehow real seeming.
This movie is an ever-converging thread of
plots that interconnect and become one with a believable and funny flow.
Tim Allen, a character obviously based upon some sort of Barry alter-ego
becomes connected to a hit man's target through his son's making the
target's daughter a target in an assassination game. Then things
get complicated.
As i said, i liked this movie. I liked the
characters, i liked the dialogue, liked the plot. The fact that it
is doing so poorly in the U.S. might be because there is a bomb that
makes it through an airport because the airport security are buffoons.
Who can say for sure. Trust me on this though, it is funny. I have
given this movie a
limpid.
Directed by Chuck Russell
starring Kim Basinger, Jimmy Smits
Cults, religion, miracles, oh wait, who really cares?
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Kim Basinger
can't choose script to save her life, it would seem. There are
some that would also say that she can't act her way out of paper bag,
but i wouldn't say that. I have been impressed with the job she has
done in the past. But you know, sometimes, she just
can't. I wonder if it is role specific and maybe she has to be
able to pick better roles for herself as well as better scripts.
So, this movie was not well liked by myself as you
might guess by what i just said. The story, a simple one.
Kim is the aunt of a girl who is deemed by doctors to be autistic, by
Kim to be special, and as it turns out, if you call being the
next messiah special, then you would be correct in agreeing with
Kim. And as you might expect of a person who is the returning
messiah, she is not safe from the worshippers of Satan (as an aside,
how come we never read about the young Jesus having to dodge Satan
worshippers?)
So this movies poorly written, poorly acted, poorly
put together and just bored the hell out of me. The only thing
holding it back from getting a worse rating that it got is the fact
that Christina Ricci was in it and she did a more than passable
job. I have given this movie a vapidand recommend that you never go and see it. For
there could be no good reason for such a thing.
Directed by Ben Younger
starring Giovanni Ribisi, Vin Diesel , Nia Long
a cameo by Ben Affleck
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A movie of mixed moral
messages. The star and protagonist starts out owning and running
and illegal casino out of his home. And continues to make weird
choices throughout. Then again, this movie is all about what
money and the need for it can do for you.
This movie had a lot of things going for it. I enjoyed this
movie. And yet it also had a number of complaints against it.
I found every facet of the Boiler Room to be incredibly
fascinating. A stock market chop shop as it was called.
High pressure sales at heart. They want your money and they want
all of it. Every last smidgeon, watching the attractive, young,
money hungry stars go for this money was amazing. They way that
they managed to have every facet of the Boiler Room so active at all
times, it was truly shot well. I was rapt.
Problems though? Well the entire relationship between Seth
and his father had some real problems with it. It just seemed
fake and stressed. Like someone had made it up. Oh wait a
second, someone did make it up. I just wished they had made it
up to at least seem real.
And Ben Affleck? How much did they pay him to come in to say the
word Fuck six hundred times and the go away again? I don't know,
i can understand his taking the role, it looked like fun. But if
there was anything that could convince us that only an idiot would
fall for this type of scam, it was he.
But in the end, these seemed to be rather small problems.
Because i was unable to even think of anything but the movie while it
was on the screen. So i give it a half-limpid.
Directed by Robert Iscave
starring Freddie Prince Jr., Claire Forlani, Jason Biggs
This movie doges the worst tagline ever to come up respectably ok.
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Surprise another
teen masturbation flick that didn't suck. In fact this movie impressed
the hell out of me with how much it didn't suck. How's that for
a glowing recommendation? But it didn't, really it didn't, i
thought it would, but it didn't. I mean, consider, how could a
movie that was called, Boys and Girls, Warning Sex Changes Everything
be good? Well, it might be going too far to be saying it is
good, but, it wasn't bad.
This movie, is, of course, a romance, how could it not
be a romance, what with being a movie called Boys and Girls. A
boy and a girl meet numerous times throughout their life until, in
spite, or perhaps because, of the fact that they are very much polar
opposites as people they become fast friends. And then, and
then....well, i am sure you already have the picture.
This movie is not, predictable, exactly, but we could
say rather easily that you will not be surprised by the story in the
slightest. But there are some good things. The acting was
actually well done for this type of film, some thing i term
affectionately as a teen masturbation flick. The script was
witty and fresh, if not intelligent and deep. The humour was
actually funny. Meaning i laughed more than a couple times.
There were some characters that i could have done
without. Both of the best friends for instance. Wholly
shallow and pathetic, not funny and a waste of my time. But i
guess you might need filler every now and again.
This movie shocked me with it's not sucking.
Just as i shocked myself with my dedication to this page by
going to see it. It was pleasant, i have given it i a tepid.
Directed by Kimberley Pierce
starring Hilary Swank, Chloë Sevigny, Peter Saarsgaard
a tale set to tear you in two
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A film of indomitable
wills. I have trouble believing the will that carried this star
through her life. What a way to live your life, to be propelled
through with a need to be yourself and who you want to be and to quest
after it so determinedly.
This film is about a girl who
is growing up with the need to be a boy. Not just to be a
lesbian, but to be a boy. It is essentially a love story, but
probably one that is unique for you, as i have certainly never
encountered a twist such as this before.
This movie was acted quite
well and i think that both Chloe and Hilary deserve the oscar
nominations that they have been given. Unfortunately, i don't
think either will win. Not that i am sure either should, but
that i don't think that they will be given the consideration they
deserve. The cinematography and imagery is really quite
well done, i was significantly impressed a number of times. The
writing, top notch.
A point to be made. This movie
is not for the faint of heart, there are some nasty things going on,
as you might expect from an intolerant Nebraska.
In the end, if you
can cope with some intense pathos and horror, go for it. See the
movie, it is worth it. I give it a full limpid.