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Stuff
On Top
June 2 - 11 p.m.
I think that i am feeling very pretentious. Why,
you might ask. Or you might not. what do i care. Because i just got back
from the symphony and i have something to complain about. And if
you can come home from the symphony with something to complain about
then you are likely pretentious about it.
First off, my evening was just great. I spent it alone,
totally and completely alone. I left work at a normal time and
went downtown where i caught a matinee showing of "the Big Kahuna."
this movie was incredible. It left me stunned and thoughtful and
unable to talk or move. But this was ok because i was not in the
mood to talk to myself. It is basically one big long stretch of
dialogue that should make you examine just about everything about
yourself. if not...well...you suck.
After i came out of the theatre i had an hour before the
start of the symphony. My original plan had me at this point going and
having a pita-wich or something for supper. As i departed the
theatre i realized that i was not hungry at all. I had a few
alternatives...i could go and wander through some bookstores...but cash
is a little tight right now and that would just not be a good
idea. Or i could sit in a cafe...again...spending money on
something i wasn't into at the moment. Then i hit upon it, the
thing that i absolutely love to do but never find myself
doing. I would buy a card and write it to someone. I
would sit in a cafe...or on a bench and do this and write while i felt
the world went by around me. So i did this, avoiding the cafe, i
went to the art gallery, took up station amongst all the skaters and
wrote my card. To my girl, of course. (oh, if you are
reading this, as i am sure you are...not the surprise i was thinking it
might be...but...the contents are going to be).
Then i get to the symphony. i actually go to the
symphony alone rather often, i like it alone. I dont' really know
why, just the ability to focus on nothing other than the music. To lose
myself. I take my seat and wait. The concert is going to be
announced as they go along, it is a member of the pops series so they
are going to play modern stuff. I am ready to enjoy. And
they played some really fine stuff. But...well, things were almost
ruined by the lady beside me.
I should have figured that with it being Pops that there
was a greater likelihood of the people there being novitiates. And
this turned out to be true. The lady who sat down beside me, a
woman of about 50-55 was new to it. The concert started and things
were fine. Until we got a little ways in and they started 'Mr.
Saturday Night,' the most famous clarinetist in the world doing a solo
for it (ok, ok, like i know this, that's what they told me) and i am
listening and pretty much in awe. I am being carried away...it is
amazing. You know, what i wait and hope for when i see one of
these things. And all of a sudden my musical reverie is destroyed
by the sound of this woman beside me humming along to the music, both
loudly and badly. At first i was like...well...i am sure she
will stop soon, she is just being carried away. And then i
think...what the fuck...as she continues...every time i get into the
music again, you know the sound wafting out from the stage and
surrounding me all of a sudden it is broken up by this lady beside
me. I am thinking...how do you do something about this, i am
pretty sure i am not allowed to drive my elbow into her side. And
then i glance over, sizing up whether an evil look is going to
work. And i see that she is wiping tears from her eyes. All
of a sudden i am calmer, thinking that this was a special song to her
and that maybe her husband had died and this was their song or
something. I would ignore her humming and try to think of it as
being sweet or something.
And that worked, i could at least enjoy the semi-ruined
song again. And then the next song comes along and she is doing
the same thing. i was...annoyed. to put it rather more
gently than i thought it at the time. All of a sudden though,
things got better, because they started playing songs that she had never
heard. She stopped humming along. I chose to enjoy the concert
again and ignore her. Until the next song along, her daughter was
reading about the world famous clarinetist in her program and the woman
beside me said something out loud, something, 'oh, that's the right
page.' If it hadn't been for the older lady in front of her who
turned around and gave her an old biddy glare. She...well, mostly
shut up for the rest of the show. Until the near the end of the
concert. You know....this was the world premiere of this piece of
music, there is no way she could have heard it...it was AMAZING, it was
bleeding amazing. Guess who hummed...guess...go ahead...guess...
I enjoyed the symphony very much for the most part...i just
wish...she had been turned into a heap of charcoal before it
started. On a side note, i watched her pushing her way rudely
through crowds of old ladies on her way out. And whining at her
daughter that this was the last show of the season because she wanted to
see more. Poor, poor bloody symphonic enthusiasts who get to sit
beside her.
On a separate note, we passed 3500 emails yesterday.
On another separate note, is any one of my readers going
to believe me when i say, 'will probably go up tomorrow' ever
again? As i look down at my movie reviews. Ok, i declare, i
am not allowed to go to another movie until i have reviewed all the ones
that i have done so far.
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